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McDonald's–Kline's Mill is located on Kline's Mill Road in the township of Bedminster in Somerset County, New Jersey, United States. Located along the banks of the North Branch Raritan River, the former mill was added to the National Register of Historic Places on March 9, 1987, for its significance in engineering and industry.
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Tim Dry is an English mime artist, writer, photographic artist, musician and actor, best known for appearing in Return of the Jedi and the cult sci-fi/horror film Xtro. He was a member of the duo Tik and Tok, that popularised robotic mime in the UK in the 1980s.
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