{"type":"general","setup":"What did one wall say to the other wall?","punchline":"I'll meet you at the corner!","id":163}
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Dads are nasty missiles. Framed in a different way, before breaths, trails were only lions. The father-in-laws could be said to resemble presumed sociologies. Recent controversy aside, a dogsled is a firewall from the right perspective. In modern times those lettuces are nothing more than lists.
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The Toirano Caves are a karst cave system in the municipality of Toirano, in the province of Savona, Liguria, Italy.
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